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| Penname: | Leandra [Contact] |
| Member Since: | 2004.11.23 |
| Website: | http://leandra713.livejournal.com/ |
| Stories Posted: | 4 |
| Reviews Posted: | 80 |
| A Favorite Author of: | 105 members |
| Favorite Stories: | 59 |
| Favorite Authors: | 0 |
| If only closed minds came with closed mouths. I heard this song on the radio—hadn't heard it in years—and this variation popped into my mind. It's so awful I just had to share. Sing to the tune of "Shaft" if you can remember the '70's. ;) Apologies to Isaac Hayes. Who's our black robed, sexy pick That's a sex machine to all the chicks? SNAPE! Ya damn right! Who is the man that would risk his neck For the Boy-Who-Lived, oh heck? SNAPE! Can you dig it? Who's the cat that won't cop out When there's danger all about? SNAPE! Right On! They say this cat Snape is a bad mother SHUT YOUR MOUTH! I'm talkin' 'bout Snape THEN WE CAN DIG IT! He's a complicated man And no one understands him but his woman SEVERUS SNAPE! | |
| Stories by Leandra (4) | Favorite Stories (59) | Favorite Authors (0) |
How Hermione Got Her Wizard by Leandra   [Reviews - 133] A different kind of marriage law.
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| Prophecy's Pawns by Leandra [Reviews - 564] Hermione and Severus find themselves speculating about each other. Where will it lead?
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| Santa Claus Got Stuck in My Chimney by Leandra [Reviews - 26] What bribe can Hermione offer to induce Severus to play Santa?
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| You Make Me Believe in Magic by Leandra [Reviews - 42] Argus Filch has been a Squib all his life. Then one day he discovers that strange things happen when Hermione Granger is near. A very late response to the How Filch Found His Firepower challenge.
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